Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Today's news and jokes
this is the funniest fire emblem spite ever 😭 pic.twitter.com/OkrgwZpLba— Casual (@Breeder9000) August 4, 2026
She definitely will be my favorite
I wonder what role she has, probably a messenger or witness of the mc pic.twitter.com/SvoMEx7YVv— And🤍🖤💜💣 (@LinkAnd0606) August 4, 2026
What is Fire Emblem even about bro pic.twitter.com/2aLUqPDnkG— Ultima (@UltimaShadowX) August 4, 2026
IM OUT OF MANA, BUT NOT OF OPTIONS. https://t.co/13Ha2z9wF6— Arrow (@soyusuardo) August 4, 2026
Authorities arrest a 37-year-old man suspected of starting the devastating Old Trails Fire in Washington state. https://t.co/ksaGGUypH2— The Associated Press (@AP) August 4, 2026
Caixin Commentary: Civil Service Cheating Scandal in Henan Strikes at the Heart of Youth Anxiety https://t.co/vRHjIiz7bo pic.twitter.com/Gtgwu0ms4N— Bill Bishop (@niubi) August 4, 2026
lmao if you drive while wielding a one-handed weapon, Mike holds it in his free hand. If you drive while wielding a two-handed weapon, he drives with his foot. Good stuff, good stuff. This is what immersive sims should be.
[image or embed]— Javy Gwaltney (@jgwalt.bsky.social) July 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Don’t let the bushes fool you. A police department in New Jersey is using an unusual technique to catch distracted drivers - with an officer dressed in disguise as a shrub and using a pair of binoculars. 🌳👀 https://t.co/S83c6H2rPz pic.twitter.com/R7wrPus2Ke— ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) July 31, 2026
WHOA that’s wild. For folks who don’t know, Webster has won 7 national titles in chess and was a perineal contender for the title. THEY WERE CO CHAMPS IN 2025. Looks like the school was spending $1 million a year on the program. Also visa issues. www.ksdk.com/article/news...
[image or embed]— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) August 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Manipulation is the new normal. https://t.co/URbytugswZ— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 3, 2026
After four days of bruteforcing and spending over $900, the FULL version of FFVII Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode has been preserved by @yuvi.app! The game's SD card data, which it fully relies on, remained encrypted until now. Despite being 9MB, the game contains cutscenes and voice acting.
[image or embed]— RockmanCosmo (@rockmancosmo.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Here is my story of what it took to do this medium.com/@yuviapp/the...
[image or embed]— Yuvi (@yuvi.app) August 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
There is no shortage of issues regarding FIFA. Let me start by clarifying what some of these are from an FA perspective, in particular that of Jordan going into a World Cup for the first time.
We are a small country with a minimal budget for our FA and had to deal with enormous…— Ali Al Hussein (@AliBinAlHussein) August 4, 2026
2 weeks before kickoff, Calif. community college cancels football season https://t.co/d6Ku23yEd4 pic.twitter.com/Fyh4CcsoSq— SFGATE (@SFGate) August 4, 2026
For every 49ers injury I will make their substation bigger https://t.co/Q8LLCJx8oB pic.twitter.com/N0KPKQHDWJ— Unbiased Human (@ImDavidSisneros) August 3, 2026
Josh Hart, Eagle Scout, is now an ambassador for scouting. pic.twitter.com/fmBhe4ulBn— Steve Popper (@StevePopper) August 4, 2026
Gay millennials are moving to Portugal in your area
[image or embed]— Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) July 18, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) July 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
@meaghanmccormick quite literally blinded at tame impala deadbeat tour, crazy show though i loved it @Tame Impala @Djo #tameimpala #deadbeattour #djo #tdgarden ♬ Let It Happen - Tame Impala
@brazelboy Mom said "place." She never said the place couldn't come with me. 😏🐾 Do your dogs find loopholes too? #PuppyLife #SmartDog #DogTraining #FunnyDogs #PooTon ♬ original sound - Brazel 🧸🐾
@nivaninaidu no wombats were harmed 🫶🏽🫶🏽 @dudahortencia0 @Demika Sookanathan @ryan perera #camping #wombat #wilsonsprom #tidalriver #roadtrip ♬ original sound - thejennatuckers
Source: Superpunch.net
